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[edit] Stuff to never do in Wushu Class

• If you don't agree with coaches advice, throw the staff at her.
• Greese you staff for better speed.
• Try to brush your hair with your overhead swings.
• Yell like sport karateka during your long fist form.
• Try to do that cool thing Qiu Dong Xing just did.
• Wear boxers.
• Staff uppercuts otta touch your ears.
• Wear navy blue pants instead of black.
• Haggle.
• Insult someone with a weapon.
• Make a shrine of your friend - sign up for class - show up all the time - and boss people with much more experience and knowledge than you have.
• Repeat what the coach's advice in a bad over-exaggerated Chinese accent.
• Tell coach that class is just too easy.
• Tell coach that the form is too easy.
• At every bit of advice or instruction, say "sounds like someone has seen too many Kung Fu movies"
• Pack up and leave during class.
• Date another member of the class who's half your age.
• Taunt the coach's daughters.
• Show up in a V-neck Tae Kwon Do uniform and announce your superiority.
• roll your eyes and say 'I know'.
• Step on the coach during demo practice and then running into the bathroom to hide.
• Tie a yellow ribbon to your staff.
• Wear a black strap on your chest to pull your shoulders back.
• Say "I don't think that technique would really work" with coach anywhere within earshot.